Humoriffic!

Humoriffic!

enden-k:

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idk small au idea in which the akademiya is a witches academy; kaveh got great, strong powers/emotions and sometimes his control over them slips for a bit (which causes him to make things disappear, among other harmless stuff)

(taking the delete skill from kaveh hack and turning it into a clumsy strong witch kaveh always ending up making his stuff disappear when he gets too emotional/his control slips again asjbcjs)

(also regarding the thing from a few days ago where kaveh makes flowers bloom from his emotions, def gonna add it here bc its too cute)

mordorkitty:

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burcublog-deactivated20220125:

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Ey ! İki adımlık yerküre,

Senin bütün arka bahçelerini gördüm ben !

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rasirarei:

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Husbands~

the-haiku-bot:

lunetta-suzie-jewel:

pika-memes:

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Yeah you say this, except there’s a good chance you were chronically dehydrated as a kid. The reason you didn’t think you were is because a) no one was talking about dehydration at the time, and b) the effects weren’t immediately obvious.

But when my grown-up massage clients get on my table and I have to keep reapplying lotion because their skin absorbs the first layer immediately? When they have a million “knots” because their soft tissue fibers got dried out, lost their elasticity and became sticky, basically glued themselves together, and now it hurts when you move your arm like this, or your neck is always achey?

Yeah, that’s chronic dehydration. That’s shit that builds up over years of not drinking enough water (and/or not stretching, and/or having shitty posture, and/or not healthily processing your difficult emotions, and/or…)

Health is mostly maintenance. You have to act in “healing” ways consistently if you don’t want to spend your life in a cycle of pain -> fix -> same pain again. And the younger you start, the better your results will be.

So yeah, treat the youth and yourself like beached orcas and drink that water.

So yeah, treat the youth

and yourself like beached orcas

and drink that water.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

lululemon978:
“Happy March
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lululemon978:
“Happy March
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lululemon978:

Happy March

source:pinterest

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songsofwaterandnight:

Everything Everywhere All at Once really said that parents would love to be able to blame all the things they don’t understand about their children on some sort of tangible enemy that they could fight and defeat but that enemy doesn’t exist and all they’re fighting are their children’s different forms of self-expression which causes them to hurt their children in the process and their children to lash out and hurt them. And despite all that, despite how much it hurts both parties, both still love each other and want to be understood by each other.

That for a parent to be there for their child, they have to be willing to understand them and not fight them.

I’m simply in awe of this movie.

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the-haiku-bot:

x1702x:

jamie-goblin-child:

They are DE-YASSIFYING him

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Dad bod is coming for him

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I was half asleep when I made this but heres my contribution

I was half asleep

when I made this but heres

my contribution

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

rosacarolina:
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rosacarolina:
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rosacarolina:
“1 | 2 | 3 | 4
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rosacarolina:
“1 | 2 | 3 | 4
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fairycosmos:

crazy how much ppl do not care that you are literally losing your mind if you are a quiet woman who doesn’t inconvenience others much

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